• jdf038@mander.xyz
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    7 months ago

    Idea for an Onion article headline:

    “Anxious man from Ohio catapults humanity toward unending climate doom”

    Tagline: “Shaker Heights resident Stephen Brown, a 32 self-described “yuppie liberal” living with his girlfriend in the popular Cleveland suburb was the human who tipped the scales when he forgot to recycle last week, an anonymous source at EPA tells us.”