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Since he was born in another country, his parents had to give him a separate ‘American’ name in order to better assimilate after smuggling him across the border into the US.
For anyone who needs a reminder, his name is not Ted. We should honor his wishes and stop calling him by his preferred name.
I just don’t want to besmirch the name of a hard-working ninja turtle.
Then go with Edward.
His name is Fled Cruz, or Cancun Cruz, take your choice.
Rafael??? How did that become Ted?
Since he was born in another country, his parents had to give him a separate ‘American’ name in order to better assimilate after smuggling him across the border into the US.
The Zodiac Killer Cruze
Crud isn’t smart enough to be the Zodiac.
It isn’t the Zodiac Killer.
He is Zodiac Killer Cruze, the devourer of Astrology books. (Picture books mind you)