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“You know, I know some potatoes. The best potatoes. Beautiful potatoes, really. I really mean it. I am the best potato counter. Seriously. I know many professional potato counters, smart guys, and they say ask me how I can count potatoes so well. I tell them I don’t know! I know actually, I just am that naturally good. It isn’t hard for me. You know who is terrible at counting potatoes? Biden. He can’t count to potato with both hands. He just falls asleep. Ol’ Sleepy Joe, many call him, can’t count to potato. It’s sad. You know who can? Me. Just remember that when you step into the voting booth. He things you all are so dumb, but he can’t even count to potato. You all are so smart, such beautiful people, real Americans. I can count to potato and you can count on me.”
Trump during interview, “I can count to potato.”
“You know, I know some potatoes. The best potatoes. Beautiful potatoes, really. I really mean it. I am the best potato counter. Seriously. I know many professional potato counters, smart guys, and they say ask me how I can count potatoes so well. I tell them I don’t know! I know actually, I just am that naturally good. It isn’t hard for me. You know who is terrible at counting potatoes? Biden. He can’t count to potato with both hands. He just falls asleep. Ol’ Sleepy Joe, many call him, can’t count to potato. It’s sad. You know who can? Me. Just remember that when you step into the voting booth. He things you all are so dumb, but he can’t even count to potato. You all are so smart, such beautiful people, real Americans. I can count to potato and you can count on me.”