Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

They always drop their needles!

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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?