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“My hotel doesn’t have a 13th Floor because of superstition, but c’mon man… People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on"
“What room are you in?”
“1401”.
“No, you’re not. Jump out of window, you’ll die earlier!””
— Mitch Hedberg