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I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water!
Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader ‘lamp’ that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he’s a dick in Star Wars.
Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn’t known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE!
At three, I hated lots of things. Girls, Brussels sprouts, wasps, Darth Vader, and taking baths.
I’m glad you had such a sheltered life.
But how did you feel about sand?
I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water!
Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader?
Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader ‘lamp’ that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he’s a dick in Star Wars.
Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn’t known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE!
Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo?
Wait, you guys remember when you were three?