Too Ren@lemmynsfw.comM to Lemmy NSFW Chat@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 1 year ago

how do I sit so that it doesn't sound like im farting every time I scoot in a chair(especially plastic or faux leather chairs)?

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how do I sit so that it doesn't sound like im farting every time I scoot in a chair(especially plastic or faux leather chairs)?

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Too Ren@lemmynsfw.comM to Lemmy NSFW Chat@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 1 year ago

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Try covering up the sound just as you’re about to sit. A cough, sneeze or clear of the throat should do it.
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  everyone looks at you
  
  “bro did you just try to cover up a shart?”

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