• Kalash@feddit.ch
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      27
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Dear Sir/Madam.

      Fire! Fire! Help me!

      123 Carenden Road.

      Looking forward to hearing from you.

      All the Best.

    • Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      1 year ago

      They also have an online chat which they try to direct you to for ‘non-emergency’ stuff.

      Couple of years back, I went to vote in local council election and one candidate had stationed goons outside the voting centre trying to pressure people to change their votes. 50 fucking minutes I sat waiting to talk to someone, who then told me they didn’t know what offence had been committed (the offence is ‘undue influence’, no-one has ever been convicted because it’s usually sufficient for police to attend and move them on).