vis4valentine@lemmy.mlcake to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?message-squaremessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down18
arrow-up1102arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?vis4valentine@lemmy.mlcake to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-squaredannoffs@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down2·1 year ago“Sorry, this job doesn’t seem like a good fit or healthy working environment. Have a good rest of your day”
minus-squareSSTF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·1 year agoHe’s too Chad to be left alive.
minus-squarendguardian@lemmy.studiolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoI’ll bring you his pen to prove he’s been dealt with. That will only be $45,000.
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIt’s not even his pen, he stole it from an interviewer!
“Sorry, this job doesn’t seem like a good fit or healthy working environment. Have a good rest of your day”
He’s too Chad to be left alive.
I’ll bring you his pen to prove he’s been dealt with. That will only be $45,000.
It’s not even his pen, he stole it from an interviewer!
And then you steal the pen.