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  • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Two possible scenarios:

    1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

    2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

    • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Even if the rapture happens tomorrow, nothing changes.

      “God” - “I started the rapture, why aren’t there more people up here?”

      St peter- “there weren’t any believers that were qualified”

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        1 hour ago

        Take them anyway, I really don’t want to be stuck with a bunch of rapture reject crybabies. Burn me in hell forever, see if I give a shit, but don’t make me listen to them whine about it.

    • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      There’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.

    • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl
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      7 hours ago

      I like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.

      • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

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          7 hours ago

          I don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed?

          I can’t.