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Imagine the timeline, Elon never became an asshole, the ultimate pyrotechnic show, fireworks going off, this strange happy man has flamethrowers and a jetpack, behind him a dozen synchronized Falcon 9 rockets take off and engage in a choreographed aerial ballet.
People post videos of it online, because Twitter still exists as a functional platform.
There’s a timeline where Elon did this instead and went all in on the flamethrower thing rather than all the retarded Twitter stuff.
What a blessed timeline that must be.
Imagine the timeline, Elon never became an asshole, the ultimate pyrotechnic show, fireworks going off, this strange happy man has flamethrowers and a jetpack, behind him a dozen synchronized Falcon 9 rockets take off and engage in a choreographed aerial ballet.
People post videos of it online, because Twitter still exists as a functional platform.
Eh, he’s still reckless and popular with easily influenced angry young men. Elon’s Arsons is a thing. You win some; you lose some.