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minus-squarefoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up130·1 day agoFap with one eye ooooopen Gripping your tube sock tiiight Exit porn… Enter mom… Move your hand And hope your boner doesn’t stand
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71arrow-down2·1 day agoMaybe he broke his arms.
minus-squareBoxscape@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·edit-21 day ago Maybe he broke his arms. Broken arms meme, we meet again!
minus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoThat’s one way to describe the guy, indeed.
minus-squarearandomthought@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·1 day agoI have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-21 day agoThey reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
minus-squareHackerman_uwu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoThe rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoAt least it was a sock and not a coconut.
minus-squarearandomthought@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoI know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.
minus-squareBillygoat@catata.fishlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoMy first thought was Last Resort.
minus-squarefoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoCut my sight into pieces I can see you past the door… Masturbation, No squeezin, Don’t give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoHoly crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!
Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn…
Enter mom…
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn’t stand
Enter mom???😑
Maybe he broke his arms.
Broken arms meme, we meet again!
That’s one way to describe the guy, indeed.
Thanks, I hate it
All I think of is this now
Is that a stauner?
Butthead’s a Lefty?
I have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.
They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.
At least it was a sock and not a coconut.
I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.
My first thought was Last Resort.
Cut my sight into pieces
I can see you past the door…
Masturbation,
No squeezin,
Don’t give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free
Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!