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This just in, a Pennsylvania McDonald’s has been shut down for violating numerous health codes during and after Donald Trumps visit. What officials described as a “cloud of fecal bacteria” descended upon the building upon Trumps entrance, and has lasted many weeks since, even after a building fumigation. Officials say the McDonald’s in question may have to be condemned.
McDonald’s refused questions about whether or not their ice cream machine was in operation.
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