• BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    The gf has always had issues with letting myself be the dogs and kids jungle gym. She doesn’t see the irony in letting the cat on her lap, how gross hair balls weekly are, why the bed is gross when you let the cat on it… So much.

    But oh the moment something approaches twenty pounds is off limits? Nah, fuck that. Just…

    STOP! You just not hop on pop!