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Picks up my Portugal after it turns itself, in a puff of smoke, into a small green leaf. Shouts, “Woohoo”. Shoves green leaf into pocket. Proceeds to smack an alligator in the head with a butterfly net for two hours.
I never leave the house without my Portugal.
Don’t use it everyday, but it’s pretty small and when you need it you need it.
I forgot it at home once and it came up in a conversation. Talk about a disappointment.
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Usually I carry around Canada or Sweden, but Portugual can be handy as well
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Picks up my Portugal after it turns itself, in a puff of smoke, into a small green leaf. Shouts, “Woohoo”. Shoves green leaf into pocket. Proceeds to smack an alligator in the head with a butterfly net for two hours.
I carry ВЛ80 and Kazahstan even to grocery store