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Did I stutter? Protecting your family is protecting your family, now fetch the jumper cables and a lightning rod, we’ve got some identity theft to thwart.
I would but they’re dead
Why do you kids just give up at the first sign of adversity
Hang on, apparently I’m supposed to use this shovel to talk to corpses. “Hi Grandma!”
Ouiiji board: We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Did I stutter? Protecting your family is protecting your family, now fetch the jumper cables and a lightning rod, we’ve got some identity theft to thwart.
You failed to protect them