So this may have been the weirdest dream I’ve had in a while. In this dream, MTV was actually still socially relevant to not only the music industry, but also pop culture, and current events. And they promoted the release of Taylor Swifts newest music video at 7:50pm. 10 minutes before that nights 8pm presidential debate. Which MTV would also be simucasting.

The weeks leading up to this, trump was accusing Swift of being trans, and secretly going to become black after the election. So she made a music viddo, and it became news. This was it’s first airing.

It’s a rap diss music video, in the style of Weird Al, except it’s Taylor Swift. She’s not doing black face, but she has an 80s style black guy mustache, and an aftro wig. She’s wearing a grill apron with a grill filled with footlongs on one side, and cocktail weenies on the other. Behind her were 5 women in bikinis dancing near a pool, wearing trump masks. And whenever you saw this shot with Taylor grilling in the foreground, and dancers in the background, Taylor sang the chorus.

“Grillin weenie’s, yours is teeny, mine is jumbo, like Mr Feeney.”

And everytime they said “Mr Feeney”, it cut to a quick 1 second shot of Mr Feeney from the 1990s ABC sitcom “Boy meets world”. Each time he’s holding a hot dog. They sing this chrorus 5 times in the song. Each time, that quick 1 second shot he’s holding a bigger hot dog than the last shot of him.

Also, every time they sing the chorus and you see the dancers, one of their heads explodes, and falls down out of frame. Then she gets back up, still wearing the same trump mask, but this time with a bandage over the ear. She walks off screen giving the thumbs up. So each time the chorus runs, there’s one less dancer.

I wish I could remember the whole song, but the only other line besides the chorus I remember was:

“If you think trump’s financially hot, then you must be smoking pot, three casino bankruptcies later should tell you he’s not. One presidency later left him looking like Darth Vader, took the files back home and prompted some FBI raiders. We’re not putting a convict in power running scams with NFTs, Harris in white house, 2024 just trust me!”

And after the song is over, you see a 90s style crt tv turning off effect, and the perspective shifts to see Hank Hill having just turned off the tv. Ladybird sleeping on the floor in front of him.

“My god, that was completely disrespectful! She was using CHARCOAL while grilling those dogs! They must taste AWFUL! Boy I tell ya, Ladybird, that girl ain’t right!”

Then he walks outside, and the batmobile is in his driveway. And Hank is confused and slightly annoyed.

Thats when I woke up.

WTF brain?