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There is an old anecdote about this kind of situation; Postman (P), Recipient ®:
R: what are you doing?
P: I left a notice that I tried delivering a package and you weren’t home.
R: But I clearly was!
P: <shrugs>
R: <bashes postman’s face in>
P: WTF, MAN!?
R: It wasn’t me, I wasn’t home.
There is an old anecdote about this kind of situation; Postman (P), Recipient ®:
R: what are you doing? P: I left a notice that I tried delivering a package and you weren’t home. R: But I clearly was! P: <shrugs> R: <bashes postman’s face in> P: WTF, MAN!? R: It wasn’t me, I wasn’t home.