A new cellmate arrives.

Brian also got Life with no chance of parole.

• John: “I’m getting out of here soon, I trained my digestive system so that whatever I eat now comes out broken down to it’s components”.
• Brian: “Are you crazy? That’s impossible!!!”
• John: “Listen up, now I started biting small bits of my uniform off - the guards just think rats chew on it at night, I get new uniforms every month now”.
• Brian: “Hell, that’s just crazy man!”
• John: “Well, when the fabric comes out as individual fibres, we can collect enough to make a rope to get over the wall next year!”
• Brian (disgusted): You have got to be kidding me!:
• John: “I shit. You knot!”

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