• Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
      20·
      3 months ago

      I heard he drove off a cliff because the gas pedal of his cybertruck got stuk and he couldn’t see the cliff because of the Trump blow up doll on his lap.

      Edit: I read it on Facebook, so it’s true.

  • problematicPanther@lemmy.world
    65·
    3 months ago

    Thank God. I heard he OD’d on a speedball while sucking off a trans woman while simultaneously dead naming his own child.

    Rest in piss musky boy.

    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
      13·
      3 months ago

      Considering what i heard i wouldn’t be he was calling the name imagining having sex with them instead.

      Oh wait, the guy that frequently jokes about having sex with their own offspring was a different weirdo?

      I think these guys are now official in a relationship or something so cant blame for mixing them up.

      Trumps the one that did the worst deal of the century and bought twitter right?

    • zeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      3 months ago

      from what I understand, he actually tried to use a horse as an anally attached parachute… nobody could stop him. He just said they were all idiots with no vision.

    • classic@fedia.io
      24·
      3 months ago

      I was surprised to learn he bequeathed the company to his estranged daughter Vivian Wilson. Somehow I feel it’s actually in better hands now

    • nfh@lemmy.world
      14·
      3 months ago

      Would Musk’s untimely death, thought to be associated with the billion dollars worth of ketamine he bought last weekend off some dude on Craigslist, positively affect SpaceX? It might.

      Though it seems like his attention being on Twitter has been good for SpaceX, less of his focus seems to mean fewer bad decisions overall. None of his attention could be a solid improvement

    • mipadaitu@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      3 months ago

      Probably not. Musk does none of the engineering and gwynne shotwell actually runs the company (and does it well).

      Starlink brings in truckloads of money, and Falcon 9 is dirt cheap to launch compared to every other rocket on the market today.

      There’s likely not much that musk adds to the company other than baggage at this point.

      • SirDerpy@lemmy.world
        4·
        3 months ago

        One can see Elon’s influence on the product. The router/switch/wap combo box is a trapezoidal prism that plugs in on the bottom because that’s the only right angle mounting point. It even has a neat voyager looking emblem that looks like it’s supposed to light up and be a constant nuisance, but doesn’t. I think the dish would be curved and lower performance if the project had held Elon’s attention.

        But, from a technical perspective there’s little to complain about. The service fires up for the first time in about five minutes. It works anywhere I can get a small patch of sky and doesn’t object when I load the connection to sail the open seas.

        I’ve two complaints: It runs on DC but lacks a DC power connection, meaning I eat the loss on AC-to-DC conversion and bypass the benefit of my DC rectifier. And, the mounting pole doesn’t fold all the way back, greatly increasing the required storage space. Both complaints are common a large customer segment: vehicle dwellers.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        3 months ago

        Fucker refers to the piping on the outside of SpaceX rockets as “the fiddly bits”. Not only does he not do any of the engineering, it appears that it can’t even be explained to him.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
      4·
      3 months ago

      Hard to say. On the one hand, removing the constant distractions created by his idiotic antics would be beneficial. On the other hand SpaceX would become just another profit oriented corporation and the pace of innovation would slow down to industry standard, i.e. very slow.

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
    12·
    3 months ago

    I heard that he was having a meeting with J.D. Vance and their collective lack of charisma values collapsed into a micro singularity and they imploded.

  • tombruzzo@lemm.ee
    8·
    3 months ago

    Guys, this is a made up article. Sorry to explain the joke but he wasn’t 52 when he died