Making his debut as a vice presidential candidate on Tuesday, Tim Walz staked his claim to Middle American values and argued that former President Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, are “weird” and “creepy as hell.”
Walz, the governor of Minnesota, also got the packed arena laughing with a reference to a meme about Vance having relations with a couch.
“I can’t wait to debate the guy,” Walz said. “That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.”
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“In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make, even if we wouldn’t make the same choice for ourselves,” he said. “There’s a golden rule. Mind your own damn business.”
Nothing wrong with ass play. But there is something wrong with a man attempting to shove an unlubricated sofa cushion up his own rectum, that’s where I draw the line.
I think Tim Walz would say that’s none of his business, and JD Vance would want to make it a crime while he continues to do it in private.
It might be a trauma surgeon’s business, though.
What about a lubricated sofa cushion?
I’m all for it