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(A 4Chan “green-text”, with a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick)

Be me in army

mandatory in my shitty country

first time we noob soldiers fire our guns

we lay in the ground and get ready

drill instructor yells “are you ready?”

i yell back “ai ai captain”

random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him

i yell again “oooooo”

random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)

dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor

we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving

i am attending the “i cant hear you” guy wedding next week

    • DaddleDew@lemmy.worldEnglish
      231·
      3 months ago

      With a general attending a recruit’s shooting range and personally berating a drill sergeant in front of everyone?

      That would be like the CEO of Walmart going into a store to berate a cashier.

    • ackthxbye@feddit.orgEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      Seems plausible from my own shooting drill experience. But the targets are a bit bigger than you are probably imagining.