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Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?

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Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?

Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

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Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?

Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?