• stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3 months ago

      My brother is balding and has full facial hair. I have a full head of hair, but can’t grow anything beyond an embarrassing teenage stache.

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        3 months ago

        This feels like an unaired pilot for a 70s comic book saterday morning superhero show.

        “WITH THEIR RINGS COMBINED, THEIR HAIR GROWS IN MODERATION!!! THEY ARE, BABYFACE JOHN, AND BALD JOHNSON!!!”

        Ok, definately need new names. I was trying to go for “John Johnson”, except you’re both two half of it…

        But somehow I made your brother into a name that sounds like a well cleaned penis.

        My username makes sense now, doesn’t it?