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No, it was indulgence in gouda things that built a dyke in his arteries. He’s going to need a doctor to perform a dredging operation to clear out de brie.
Would you rather be electrocuted by a sunken boat battery, or eaten by a shark?
Drill! Drill! Drill!
I’m old school. My irrational terror is windmill cancer.
Wooden shoes prevent it.
But now I have clogged arteries
Isn’t that a gouda thing?
No, it was indulgence in gouda things that built a dyke in his arteries. He’s going to need a doctor to perform a dredging operation to clear out de brie.
It seems like it’d be difficult to sneak a Dutch or dairy-related pun pasteurize
That’s hot, but I’m frisian.
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Sancho from Sublime or Sancho from Orgasmo?
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🤣
And have you ever been directly under a windmill? I have, actually. Do you know how many dead eagles you’ll find there?
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zero. Zero dead eagles. What the fuck.
“Bird that can spot a mole in a hayfield from a kilometre away, crashes into 6 tonne turbine blade. Also gets cancer.”
True story, brah.
You know what they are full of? Fucking snakes. At Least in southern Texas.
lmao
No it’s killed by the electrics or a shark. Too many big words.