“wings don’t even flap” got me bad.
- Volatile, flammable metal
- WW1 German
biochemical weapon - Put them together and they make food tasty
who the fuck comes up with this shit
Fucking add charcoal to metal. The metal gets harder. WTF.
do not kinkshame the metal
Hold on, what?
I’m thinking sodium (salt) and mustard (gas)?
Edit: I’m wrong
My guess was Sodium and Chlorine, because NaCl is table salt
That makes more sense, thanks.
Because table salt never existed before WWI.
Because before then all food was bland and 2000 years ago Roman soldiers were paid with cocaine.
and 2000 years ago Roman soldiers were paid with cocaine.
Goddammit, reject modernity, return to tradition! What a golden age!
Sodium is Natrium?
Yep. Different word for same element.
Put 80 sheep in a field
Next year, 160 sheep
You can’t explain that!
Sheep comes in, sheep comes out.
I knew I’d find this here! Everything is in order, move along citizens.
You would probably have around 200-220 sheep actually
Fucking eggs come out of its arse!
Fuckin jammy bastard
They have played us for absolute fools.
It does not help that the CIA actually did that to a cat.
Yes, they did manage to surgically implant a cat with a microphone and transceiver, no, it was not actually able to listen in on any conversations, when it was deployed on its first mission it ran off and got hit by a car.
I already know about this one, but especially when put like this it sounds just so stupid
I can neither confirm nor deny whether this was done in the time time frame or by the same staff which were slipping LSD into other agent’s coffee without their knowledge
Take tiny rocks. Pass electricity through them. Make a post about the ridiculousness of such a thing using the thing?
Fucking Harry Potter shit!
I dislike this because some people are saying that shit as jokes but some people are going to take it seriously. I can already imagine the “farms aren’t real” conspiracy nutjobs
5g/WiFi is bad for your health/mind control technology!
Proceeds to use WiFi and or 5G to upload conspiracy tiktok stating this.
The government is monitoring you!!!
Uploads to Facebook
Noob. Get those Ethernet cables.
Everything, even the most innocuous and obvious jokes, that could be used to make dummies distrust “the official narrative” will be abused by bad actors for their propaganda. It starts with “birds aren’t real” and ends with “the election was stolen, you need to kill those who we tell you did it”. That’s why nowadays I can’t laugh at stuff like this anymore. We’re too far into the post-facts spiral which serves nobody but the fascists.
Farms-aren’t-real people are gonna find out the hard way someday.
Doubling food
Not all crop seed is suitable to eat.
You can’t possibly believe these comments are made by real people
