• cygnus@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    Hell yeah, bro. Continuing the noble tradition of the Spartans, who were so straight that they banged only dudes until the day they married their wife. When they consummated their marriage (ew) she had to shave her head and be in a dark room so that the husband wasn’t creeped out by a femoid partner.