• _NoName_@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Sure you can.

    • Look under the water.
    • oh shit a shark.
    • shark don’t give a fuck bout no human, keeps on swimmin.
    • you survived.

    You could also survive a serial killer in a similar way.

    “Here’s your latte, Sir.”

    But also, you could take a small shark.