• PunnyName@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    My first girlfriend (before being my girlfriend) once said “bite me”, so I said, “okay!” and leaned over and bit her denim-covered booty.

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      4 months ago

      No wonder she ended up being your girlfriend, that’s a winning move.

      Well, depending on the context anyhow; I can see that going sideways pretty bad too 😅

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          4 months ago

          Ah shit, sorry to hear that, that doesn’t sound good. But hey, you live and you learn, right?

          Don’t fuck crazy.

          Being a completely normal and well-adjusted individual myself (*cough*) I can’t recommend a total moratorium on the crazy-fucking; I’d say that by all means fuck crazy as long as it’s not too crazy, but don’t be surprised if things go pear-shaped 😅