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Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
Anyone else expected this to… go somewhere? Like have an outcome?
lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
that better?
Walk. You walk the dinosaur.
stories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth
Much better