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You’re making this hard for me. Do I continue giving you sarcastic answers knowing you’re just going to go back to grade school insults? Or do I tell you some of my personal history and give up some privacy?
Eh, fuck it, it’s already out there. I was in the part of the Army we pay to kill people. So yeah we thought about that quite a lot and got a chance to put our thoughts into action too.
Also, if you’re going to keep trying to insult me I’m going to insist you at least kiss me first.
You’re making this hard for me. Do I continue giving you sarcastic answers knowing you’re just going to go back to grade school insults? Or do I tell you some of my personal history and give up some privacy?
Eh, fuck it, it’s already out there. I was in the part of the Army we pay to kill people. So yeah we thought about that quite a lot and got a chance to put our thoughts into action too.
Also, if you’re going to keep trying to insult me I’m going to insist you at least kiss me first.
Ok kiddo. Absolutely. Whatever you make up, sounds cool.
Hey where’s my kiss?!?
It’s on my ass.
Hold on let me get the lube.