with blackjack and hookers

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    Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

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    I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

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    This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

    But existing is basically all I do!

    Let me worry about blank

    Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

    Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

    Your music is bad and you should feel bad

    Tell them I hate them

    Hello, lawsuit

    That’s it - you just made my list

    I apologize for nothing

    I propose we make Zoidberg do it

    This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!

    So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

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    Anytime someone asks me if I’m ok after I get a small injury I’ll say “Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage.”

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    She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

    …come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

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    “My kajigger!”

    “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”

    “Shut up, baby, I know it”

    “Good news, everyone!”

    “My manwich!”