Rats don’t need to go so much to find something

Next step: the bowling ball drops from the bathtub, launching the man who then dives into the barrel, releasing the laundry basket meant to catch the mouse.

Hide and Seek: Snitches Get Scritches

“Don’t say a word and he won’t find us. We need to cut through the arcade to get to the door. I can’t eat anymore of his pizza.”

what is the thing on the bottom left?

“shhhh, i’m poopin”

As the gerbil approaches Richard Gere it wonders what will happen next.

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe…

“Why, Hello there!”

(Edit: the trimmed the best part! The belly tickles as a reward.)

Moments before what in retrospect was inevitable, Jeremy realized he shouldn’t have crammed his rectal cavity with cheddar cheese that morning.

In the vast, uncharted wilderness of the living room, a pioneering white rat, equipped with high-tech GPS gear, embarks on a valiant expedition. The objective? To chart the perilous route to the mythical cardboard box. On the sidelines, a perplexed human, wrapped in his blanket of ignorance, silently observes. Unbeknownst to him, he is witnessing a monumental moment in rodent exploration, a tiny pioneer bravely navigating the domestic jungle. Here, in the humble living room, history is written by those who dare to scurry.

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In the heat of the moment, Larry could only think to throw his dentures at the hungry rat.