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If you roll an average of 2.37 Cavendish bananas length of duct tape between your index and middle finger, you can make a sticky booger ball that tastes like an olive (or maybe boogers, depending on your pH and relative gastrointestinal ‘transit time’). As a limited time offer it also removes warts!
Pro tip: When the airline supplies that, you can add your own boogers for a more authentic taste and you can bring as many as you can, they don’t count towards your cabin luggage weight limit. The one trick airlines DON’T want you to know.
They will soon realise a quarter roll of duct tape is good enough and save millions again.
needs to duct tape two passengers
the plane just fuckin explodes
If you roll an average of 2.37 Cavendish bananas length of duct tape between your index and middle finger, you can make a sticky booger ball that tastes like an olive (or maybe boogers, depending on your pH and relative gastrointestinal ‘transit time’). As a limited time offer it also removes warts!
Pro tip: When the airline supplies that, you can add your own boogers for a more authentic taste and you can bring as many as you can, they don’t count towards your cabin luggage weight limit. The one trick airlines DON’T want you to know.