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A young man goes to audition for a talent agency.
Can you sing?
He sings.
Not bad! Can you dance?
He dances.
Hey, pretty good!
Can you be funny?
He tells a better joke than this one, and executes a spectacular pratfall.
That’s marvelous! I think I can sign you, what’s your name?
Penis Van Lesbian.
That will never do! We have to change it.
And so Dick Van Dyke was born.
Sometimes I write a joke like this and then, instead of hitting post, I hit cancel. That’s worked out pretty well for me so far.
That’s quite fair. It’s an awful joke.
Is this really old one better or worse?
A young man goes to audition for a talent agency. Can you sing? He sings. Not bad! Can you dance? He dances. Hey, pretty good! Can you be funny? He tells a better joke than this one, and executes a spectacular pratfall. That’s marvelous! I think I can sign you, what’s your name? Penis Van Lesbian. That will never do! We have to change it. And so Dick Van Dyke was born.