• Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Snail: Resist urge to ride the skateboard

    You fail to resist the urge.

    You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for “MAD SPEED YO” and get this way rude LOCATION under control. Shit is basically flying off the hook. It’s like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook filed for divorce from that shit and is now seeking custody of the hook and the shit’s two kids.

    You pop a fucking wheelie.

    These hops are unreal. Shit this flagrant should be illegal. It probably is.

    But you don’t care