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The Georgia trial of Donald Trump on charges he conspired to overturn the 2020 election will be televised and livestreamed, according to the Fulton County Judge.
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Wonder what sponsors they’ll have… Will the judge ask us to smash the like button?
It’ll be funded via concurrent 24/7 American Truck Sim stream (hosted by Will Smith) + charity raffle
I was thinking more like the following:
“Donald J Trump is charged with 91 counts of sedition, treason, rigging an election, faking electors, and leaking sensitive documents to foreign nations… which brings us to our segue - do you worry about your online privacy while you are using a public WiFi? Then NordVPN can help keep your online dealings and documents safe and secure! Use code DUMP45 for 9% off every January”
“Remember to like and subscribe if you like what you see!”
“You’re all a bunch of libtard snowflakes. You’re all triggered. So try BetterHelp; you can reach out to a licensed therapist any time, even by text, 24/7. Use CHUMP45 to get 6‰ off in January”
[note: the per-mille is intentional]
They’ll probably demand we “dab on the notification bell”