actionjbone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months agoI wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.actionjbone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Otter@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoI wish for a high five from the monkey's pawmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for a high five from the monkey's pawOtter@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Otter@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoI wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with memessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with meOtter@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 11 months agoI wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings. PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Web_Rand@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agoI wish everyone could swallow other people whole.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish everyone could swallow other people whole.Web_Rand@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 11 months agoI wish for it to snow tomorrow.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for it to snow tomorrow.moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
SVcrossDO@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI wish that Lemmy is the only social network from now on.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish that Lemmy is the only social network from now on.SVcrossDO@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Solaris1789@jlai.luEnglish · 11 months agoI wish for all the blind, mute, deaf, and paralyzed to regain their senses/abilities.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for all the blind, mute, deaf, and paralyzed to regain their senses/abilities.Solaris1789@jlai.luEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
mrbubblesort@kbin.social · 11 months agoI wish I had god-like powersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I had god-like powersplus-squaremrbubblesort@kbin.social · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PatFusty@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agoI wish there was more porn on the internetplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish there was more porn on the internetplus-squarePatFusty@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
voodooattack@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI wish for a pure wish that cannot be corrupted or have unintended side-effectsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for a pure wish that cannot be corrupted or have unintended side-effectsvoodooattack@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 11 months agoI wish spiders whispered at night message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish spiders whispered at night late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
actionjbone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months agoI wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit.plus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ExtraMedicated@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI wish for more wishes.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for more wishes.ExtraMedicated@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Otter@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoI wish I had the details (numbers and passwords) to unlock and use the largest crypto wallet that is currently lost irrevocablyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I had the details (numbers and passwords) to unlock and use the largest crypto wallet that is currently lost irrevocablyplus-squareOtter@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 11 months agoI wish I could communicate with animals message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I could communicate with animals late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 11 months agoI wish I had a physical "Undo" button I could use in real life and not just on my computer message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I had a physical "Undo" button I could use in real life and not just on my computer late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 11 months agoI wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model.henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
voodooattack@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI wish for some popcornplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for some popcornplus-squarevoodooattack@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
w00@feddit.deEnglish · 11 months agoI wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caringplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caringplus-squarew00@feddit.deEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink