actionjbone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoI wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.actionjbone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Otter@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoI wish for a high five from the monkey's pawmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for a high five from the monkey's pawOtter@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Otter@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoI wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with memessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with meOtter@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year agoI wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings. PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Web_Rand@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoI wish everyone could swallow other people whole.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish everyone could swallow other people whole.Web_Rand@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 year agoI wish for it to snow tomorrow.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for it to snow tomorrow.moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
SVcrossDO@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI wish that Lemmy is the only social network from now on.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish that Lemmy is the only social network from now on.SVcrossDO@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Solaris1789@jlai.luEnglish · 1 year agoI wish for all the blind, mute, deaf, and paralyzed to regain their senses/abilities.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for all the blind, mute, deaf, and paralyzed to regain their senses/abilities.Solaris1789@jlai.luEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
mrbubblesort@kbin.social · 1 year agoI wish I had god-like powersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I had god-like powersplus-squaremrbubblesort@kbin.social · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
PatFusty@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agoI wish there was more porn on the internetplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish there was more porn on the internetplus-squarePatFusty@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
voodooattack@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI wish for a pure wish that cannot be corrupted or have unintended side-effectsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for a pure wish that cannot be corrupted or have unintended side-effectsvoodooattack@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 1 year agoI wish spiders whispered at night message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish spiders whispered at night late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
actionjbone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoI wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit.plus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
ExtraMedicated@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI wish for more wishes.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for more wishes.ExtraMedicated@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Otter@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoI wish I had the details (numbers and passwords) to unlock and use the largest crypto wallet that is currently lost irrevocablyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I had the details (numbers and passwords) to unlock and use the largest crypto wallet that is currently lost irrevocablyplus-squareOtter@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 1 year agoI wish I could communicate with animals message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I could communicate with animals late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 1 year agoI wish I had a physical "Undo" button I could use in real life and not just on my computer message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish I had a physical "Undo" button I could use in real life and not just on my computer late_night@sopuli.xyzMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 1 year agoI wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model.henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
voodooattack@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI wish for some popcornplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for some popcornplus-squarevoodooattack@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
w00@feddit.deEnglish · 1 year agoI wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caringplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caringplus-squarew00@feddit.deEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink