I’m going with “Hop 'N Slide”

Some of us actually own our homes and can choose whether or not we have insurance. That being said I am very glad that we do have insurance because we are currently looking at having to replace our entire 6 year old roof because of hail damage.

My wife encouraged me to talk to a doctor about possibly low testosterone levels because of increasing depression and irritability. When I was talking to him he started asking questions about difficulty of maintaining muscle/keeping fat off, energy levels, ED, and low libido. I had noticed all of those things but they came on so gradually that I did not realize how bad it had gotten till we started taking about it. I got tested and sure enough I was low. I started twice weekly at home subcutaneous injections about a year ago and man has it made a difference. My mood is much better, but because I’m just going back to normal levels I’m not aggressive. It is much easier to keep muscle mass and keep fat off. I have more energy, better sex drive, and better sex in general. I have not noticed any down sides so far. I like the at home thing because it is more smaller injections instead of fewer large injections so you maintain a more consistent level. I definitely do not think people should abuse steroids for “gains” but if you have low T and are seeing multiple symptoms from it I definitely think it is worth it to get back up to a reasonable level.

Either the rock weighs exactly 500kg to an impressive precision and has been there for eleven thousand years or it weighs five hundred thousand kg and has been there for exactly 11 years.

My city has a bunch: The spoon lady, miniature horse guy, topless fat lady, the guy that rides his Harley around pulling a trailer with a pig in it, Johnny sax, blunt man, and guitar hero are all the ones I can think of off the top of my head. I live in a weird city.

I was joking, as a motorcycle rider it was super obvious what you were talking about.

Unicycling?

I’m assuming when you say “rev bombing” you mean “[eating a bunch of beans and cutting the loudest farts you can] when someone cuts you off”

A few years ago an old buddy of mine found a bottle of our first mead tucked away in the bottom of his closet. It had been there for at least 15 years. He tasted it but said it was not worth drinking. It was not particularly good to begin with though.

I never saw the box for my LG fridge. If you have a large appliance delivered the delivery people usually open it and leave all the packaging in the truck and just bring the appliance itself in.

Man, I knew Florida was doing some crazy shit these days but I had no idea they had their own system of measurements now.

Allegiant airlines tried to charge me $5 to print out my boarding pass. In order to not pay it I had to stand at the counter using their shitty website to check into the flight so I could get my boarding pass on my phone before I could check my bag.

I did the same thing with Kleenex vs toilet paper. TP won.

More likely “his anger would consume him and his entire body and he ends up all shriveled up like” Palpatine and he tries to take over the galaxy.

Nexus was definitely my first thought when I read the headline.

Not exactly the same but I know a dancer that works on her laptop sitting on the floor almost doing the splits with her elbows on the floor on front of her. Just seeing her do it makes me hurt.

Some nights that’s what it feels like I’m doing.

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If I sleep on my stomach I can’t move my neck the next day, right side my right hand goes painfully numb, left side my left hand goes painfully numb, back both hands go numb. There is literally no position I can sleep in that I don’t wake up after a couple of hours and have to shift to a different position.

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