Don’t fall for it, brother. It’s all Kool-Aid propaganda.

People in the know understand why we tell crazy people they’ve been on the Kool-Aid.

Their profiteering off of people’s thirst. Have you ever asked yourself why people get thirsty in the first place? It’s big-Kraft making you thirsty.

It’s something I try to reassure my learners about: the examiner doesn’t care if you go in the wrong direction so long as what you did to get there was safe and legal.

Obviously, don’t take the piss and make up your own route, but taking a couple wrong turns will never fail you your test.

God damn Mongolians keep breaking down my city wall!!

It’s true. It’s so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?

Mah boi! Peace is what all true warriors strive for.

My fucking spirit animal right there 💖

Did you do this?

I saw the original posted on Lemmy a few days ago. The rear end has been edited out of this one, hah.

I’ve delved down this hole myself in recent months because it’s fun. YouTube channels I’d recommend for people wanting to laugh at flerfers:

The ones I can think of off the top of my head are: SciManDan, Creaky Blinder, Conspiracy Toonz, David McKeegan and Fight The Flat Earth (FTFE). I’ve also been watching a lot of Planet Peterson lately, but his way of doing things is very much “say something stupid and I will verbally lay into you until you admit you’re a fucking dumbass” which I’m sure can grate on some people and make him come across as very obnoxious and rude.

But they will all help educate you on why flat earth (and other conspiracies aside) are stupid, to varying degrees, espeically Dave McKeegan if you’re into photography.

It’s _not

And that’s why I love it! “__ in G major” was a pretty common thing back in the day on YouTube. They all sound like this. Everything from mainstream music to Hotel Mario fell victim to G major.

I’ve watched enough YouTube to know I really want to hear the alphabet in G major now…

And yep, it exists and I’m not disappointed!

Posted at 5am.

Yep. Been there.

I’d data, but I wouldn’t datum.

Ironically, the only game I’ve ever damaged my own stuff over was a sportsball game.

Most games you fuck up due to your own incompetence, but football games and the like make you feel like you could do nothing wrong in a game and still lose. It’s infuriating.

I want some of that extra creamy redd wi

I had one of these! Qwerty keyboard on a phone is a thing I sorely miss.

Pay for a ticket you frugal bastards!

Proof positive that even if you don’t think you have an ass, the right posture can make you look THICC

Y’all motherfuckers been reading my fanfics, huh?