Their fingers will be coated in butter
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Their fingers will be coated in butter
People
already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.
The SciFi channel show “Resident Alien” is supposed to take place in Colorado. It is clearly shot in Canada.
they spelled “Hello World!” wrong
the over fishing parallel is a stretch, but yeah, we have been tucked into believing that everything is a service. That our privacy is the first payment for those services. All this data hording will always be terrible no matter how generational it becomes. Under the guise of “industry standard” as if there is no other option.
oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
something something Ai powered something
Already here. It’s called repossession.
I prefer Potato Platinum XL
Obviously I have no idea of context and I am a publicly educated american…buuuuut, I don’t envision anyone ever being actually “slammed”. A mere series of words strung together is never enough to equate being slammed. Even when it is high-stakes political intrigue. If you ever played full-contact sports or been in a car accident, you might agree. Being slammed or slamming someone bodily is completely visceral, primal, and unforgettable. Comparing political arguements and hypocrisies is like describing FPS video games as actual war. There is no reality in that. And, it’s lazy fucking writing.
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
their window sticker makes me feel threatened
I have more than 80% of my credits on two different imaging Ai products. Prompts and crossing your fingers hoping you get what you want got pretty stale quick. Chat GPT never appealed to me. It seemed less about output than what it could gain from user input. The whole thing seems adversarial to the end user, like “if you don’t like it, your not doing it right” kind of attitude. I think the push to get us to adopt it in everyday use is to lower the responsibility and liability of those pushing it. It’s a bubble like all tech fads, but it will leave some sort of scar on our day to day.
there is a great episode of Silicon Valley where this shitty billionaire uses a Siri like voice bot to control his son. that way he doesn’t have to be the bad guy when he wants his son to do something. this is exactly the power of Ai our corporate masters crave.
(Scarlet Johansson voice) Sorry you were denied an extension on you emergency medical loan. How would you like to pay? Don’t forget to take our survey at the end of the transaction! -Medical Credit Authority Assistant powered by Medi-Ai
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
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same guitar, but with orange flame maple
it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost