Damned if you do, damned if you don’t!
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t!
My knees and back were significantly damaged by the Army and I got out when I was 21.
Stop, I’ve already heard this one. And the punchline sucks.
Ahhhh! I finally understand what UTF means now!
Damn. Anyways…
Help desk guy caught jerking off at his desk by a female employee, which he had apparently been doing for a while without a whole lot of cleanup, further investigation uncovered.
His keyboard, mouse, desk, floor mat, and chair were disposed of as hazmat. Monitor and PC were e-cycled.
Then you haven’t been paying attention for quite some time.
Russian national anthem, just to shit in their cheerios.
Oxymoron. “More secure spyware”
Awww is the internet being mean to you again, ya weirdo?
Huh. And here I’ve been a satisfied Steam user for 20 years. Weird.
Life gets a lot easier when you realize you don’t have to answer questions that you don’t want to, and “No” is a complete sentence. Not berating you, just letting you know that you didn’t have to fall for their pressure tactics. Just keep not answering their questions until they give up.
I hope you’re doing better these days.
If you’re still using that service you’re part of the problem.
There’s a difference between needing to do something horrible (killing Nazis) and taking great pleasure in the killing.
One is a necessary evil, the other is psychopathic.
Hahahaha no.
Gross. Feeling ecstasy for murder is gross, no matter what the victim did.
Wayward Soyuz capsule on homeboys farm?
It’s dangerous to be blackout drunk no matter what you’re doing. 11 shots of tequila will certainly put the majority of people there.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Honestly I’d probably do the same. He’s at home, and I don’t need that drama in my work life.