„First of all, my best friend is black…“
"What you have said is actually reverse racism, which is just as bad, and in some ways even worse! "
I just got back from the doctor…you’re gunna want to get tested…
“You’ll be destroyed in the battle of the marketplace of ideas!!!”
“…if you look at the pre-plague statistics…”
“So… I can bring another guy, right?”
That wasn’t silent…
Sharted
That’s NOT how Bitcoin works. Listen-
I just shat my pants.
“No, the Dreamworks face looks more like”
“The Children of Asuryan haven’t received any new models since the 90s, y’know…”
“lube up first honey.”
“What? They always hold it when I pee”
Ratchet when Clank makes a bad pun.
“Uh, I don’t know how to say this, but [4th-wall-breaking spoiler]”
Spoiler alert: >!He dies.!<
“Hisss… Even I wouldn’t eat that!”