Man, would I love to get a handful of that…

Your sexy, yet sleek and classy aesthetic is so attractive.

That is, honestly, like kryptonite to me—at least, if we’re interpreting that as some unhinged analogy wherein Superman is not only completely powerless in general, but also in terms of not having an unbearably throbbing erection, specifically—okay, in that respect, only, I am literally, just, exactly like Superman in every way because of your thighs and how hot you are.