“I am in my mid 30’s and have been described as a doppelganger for the actor Gerard Butler. I am a Doctor of Osteopathy, and have been awarded a Juris Doctorate specializing in contracts. Siannon is a month younger than I, standing 5 ft 2 in, 120lbs, C cups, brunette, hazel eyes.”

This belongs on the MisogynyXXX community, LOL.