‘Record number of bipedal and mammalian sentient lifeforms following the pursuits of civil life possibly being subjected to a process of destruction to the external or internal organs, often accompanied by a feeling of extreme discomfort commonly known as ‘pain’, as a consequence of materials assembled together to produce a combustion that has the effect of burning and damaging other materials in the area in which it disassembles upon detonation during the two thousand and twenty‐third year of the Common Era’
*two thousand and twenty-fourth
Muh spontaneous combustion
They really bend over backwards to not write “killed by Israeli missiles and airstrikes”
The choice of using “explosives” will make people first think of IED style terrorism instead of the truth.
TERF island shithead reporters deserve to join a spike of casualties caused mainly by war.
Yeah, cause nowadays explosives start walking from the warehouses, to pursue civilians… Got it!
They make it sound like they hurt themselves lighting up fireworks on new year’s eve. 🙄