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Stamets@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

I use a goat

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I use a goat

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Stamets@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    I’m more of an Ox Cutter

  • EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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    You’re missing the “rip it the fuck out with a rapidly rotating drum of tweezers” option.

  • Dale@lemmy.world
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    I used a high powered laser to burn away each hair follicle one at a time over months

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    Ox Cutter

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    Sanding belt 👍

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    semiautomatic rifles are more for puncturing than cutting

    • oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz
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      Exactly

  • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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    Chainsaw of course! Anyone who uses something else is mentally ill

  • Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world
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    Hair spray & lighter 🔥

  • Muhr@lemmy.world
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    Scythe 🥰

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    I use a nuke

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    inner: scythe
    outer: grow it out

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    friction

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t do this yourself! Your mom does it for me with her teeth. Shitpost4ever!

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    … A razor and a mirror

  • callyral [he/they]@pawb.social
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    all of the above

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