HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1369arrow-down119
arrow-up1350arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·18 hours agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·18 hours agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·18 hours agobro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·17 hours agoAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
minus-squareKraiden@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·16 hours agoIt’s all you can eat though, so there’s that
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that