What half baked software features will they make exclusive to this release?

Amazing. They put a screen on one side and cameras on the other!

What incredible things will they come up with next?

I remember when I used to get excited for new phones…

Since about the s20 it’s all been the same shittery. No jack, no SD card, just gimmicks and prices that rival my mortgage payment.

Pure shite.

Man I really miss the design language of the S8/S9

It looks exactly like the s24