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I’m into cars. They all have personalities and behaviours. I often see cars and think, “When it rolled out of the factory on its first day, did it ever imagine that one day it would be like this?”
“What am I going to be when I grow up?”
“You’re going to ferry an old business man off his estate twice a month, then be sold to an Uber Black driver that won’t look after you so you’ll blow blue smoke and eventually be sold to a scrap yard for parts.”
“Oh… 😔”
“And what about me? What will I be?”
“You’re going to have three 122mm rocket launchers strapped to you and you’ll help liberate a nation.”
“You’ll be bought by a texan plumber to use as a business vehicle, only to be later sold and somehow end up in the middle east helping isis with Mark’s Plumbing still written on the side and a heavy machine gun mounted to the rear”
I’m into cars. They all have personalities and behaviours. I often see cars and think, “When it rolled out of the factory on its first day, did it ever imagine that one day it would be like this?”
“What am I going to be when I grow up?”
“You’re going to ferry an old business man off his estate twice a month, then be sold to an Uber Black driver that won’t look after you so you’ll blow blue smoke and eventually be sold to a scrap yard for parts.”
“Oh… 😔”
“And what about me? What will I be?”
“You’re going to have three 122mm rocket launchers strapped to you and you’ll help liberate a nation.”
“…😲”
Or that 1 truck:
“You’ll be bought by a texan plumber to use as a business vehicle, only to be later sold and somehow end up in the middle east helping isis with Mark’s Plumbing still written on the side and a heavy machine gun mounted to the rear”
Hey can’t beat that advertising
It actually caused a lot of problems for him, because people thought he was an ISIS supporter.
Yeah people are dumb
Or that apecar from a couple of days ago:
“You’ll be bought from a farmer trying to make a living, then you’ll be sold and somhow end up carrying rocket tubes on your poor 50cc engine”